Hello there.
No no, don’t go. You didn’t startle me. Seriously.
You’re the one who looks a bit startled.
I didn’t mean to be so abrupt. You weren’t doing anything wrong, right? I mean I’m the one who’s getting dressed in the kitchen.
In fact why don’t you come over here. We are flat mates after all, so you don’t mind if I finish getting dressed as we talk right? Have a seat.
No no no, I insist. Have a seat. Right now.
And before you say anything tell me what you wanted to come in here for, listen.
Just listen. I have a bit of a confession to make.
So, make yourself comfortable and