Aww, those little balls feeling all full now? Don't worry, you'll have a chance to try to shoot your little spermies soon! But before that, we need to do some more prep work...
Get out the EMLA or LMX-4 and give that desperate little dickie of yours a nice thick coating of the cream. DO NOT RUB IT IN! Just apply a thick coating all over your entire cock, especially around the sensitive underside of the head.
You little dick should look like this...
Once you have it lathered up with cream - hands off! No touching again until I say so!