If You Give A Mouse A Cookie...
Oh, slaveboy! Don't worry about the gag, your eyes tell me everything I need to know. We're going to be so happy together! Me, with my every need and desire met by you, with your every need and desire magnified and denied until you are crazy with lust! Here, I have a special treat... your key! I do keep my promises, after all. Now to unlock you!
*Click* *click*
There we go! That lock is gone for the first time in six months... and this? Well, this little beauty goes right there in its place. It's a solid titanium ring, and once I remove this little film of paper and connect the ends together...
*fizzle*
It welds right on! Now look at that, honey. Consider it your engagement ring. I assure you its completely unbreakable.