And then you saw Nikki. Your heart nearly stopped. Your beautiful goddess Nikki was a dream. How were you so lucky to have such a perfect girl? And now you were going out with these three beautiful dates - you were the luckiest man alive! Of course, you had never seen them naked - except when you dating Madden years ago - and you couldn't do anything with them because of your cage. But even still, you were the luckiest man alive.
All three of the girls began approaching you. What was this?