Mistress Fire dropped her instructions on you, and it knocked the wind out of you. "On Monday morning, you have to pick one girl at the office that you think I am. You have to go to that girl and BEG her for your key. Even if it's me, I will pretend I have no idea what you're talking about. So whether or not it's me, when the girl is shocked and confused, you have to explain the entire situation to her. And I mean EVERY excruciating detail." You were stunned.