How many times did you whip your ass? THAT'S IT??!! Oh my, your penis is going to regret that, trust me... TURN AROUND NOW!!! Eh? What the f...?? Is that little thing all you have? Hahahahahaha... Little thingy, little thingy! Oh, come on, make it hard, let's see if it grows... (giggles)
Well, I guess that's really all. How pathetic. Oh, you're such a little baby. Don't worry, I won't beat you anymore, I don't want you to start crying (giggles). Go ahead, rub your little thingy, get to the edge for me... and then STOP.
Oh my gosh, you are so pitiful... And you call yourself a "man"? I was planning to beat the hell out of you, but given that you are such a little delicate thingy, I have changed my mind. Since you don't seem man enough to learn a lesson of pain, I will teach you a lesson of humility instead. So go to the kitchen and grab a yoghourt. (If you don't have a youghourt, any similar kind of creamy food would do). What would you do with a youghourt, by the way?