Becoming Harley Quinn's henchman
"Mhh good boy. Are you on the edge? Don't go over... if you go over the edge.. you know what happens. BOOOOM, HEAD SHOT! Hahah... but really. Don't go over the edge or I'm gonna kick your ass. As for ass... what do you think? You wanna touch it? Wanna kiss it?"
Yes, yes, a thousand times yes!
"So... what're ya waiting for? Come here.. give mommy a big smoochie! And HOLD THAT EDGE"
As you crawl to her, you're getting your lips closer and closer to her sexy leather-ass. Right as you kiss it, she throws her foot backwards so it hits you in the groin, harder than any other smack to the balls you've endured before. You fall to the ground, you wanna cry.
"HAHA come on, titty, it wasn't THAT hard. I can kick much harder, ask the Bat-Freak. Are you crying? Didn't I tell ya to hold your edge? The only thing you're holding right now are your balls. Disappointing. Oh well."