" -- Compete with me and my sisters? I mean, look at me!" And she actually poses in the mirror.
This is unbelievable; you've somehow fallen into the clutches of a real-life comic book villain.
"...And now look at you. Play the 'adorkable' nerdy-girl with the geeks and weaboos, but try to play in MY league, and I'll put you in your place -- like SO..."