Bullied Nerdy-Girl

Bullied Nerdy-Girl by Turtle

You're at a loss over how to introduce yourself, when one of the two women lounging on the sofa looks up from her phone and greets you.

"It's Chris's friend."

That seems to be how you're known around here.

"Just drop your bag anywhere and have a seat."

The pair on the couch is Jen and April. They'll be your pledge-masters -- that is, if you choose to pledge.

"Go on and scooch in. We're doing a little ice-breaker -- spin-the-bottle."

You let out a little gasp. Spin-the-bottle --? Does that mean you'll have to --