None of those approaches will work. We see it every night. What makes much more sense is to assume that we know you're submissive, that you'll do as you're told and all that jazz. So don't tell us, move swiftly onto something about you that's interesting. What hobbies do you have? What skills have you got? What makes you an interesting human being? The fact that you're a sub isn't interesting. We know that already. There are very interesting male submissives - I know lots of them, as do the rest of us. But they are interesting because they are people who happen to be submissive. Do you see the difference? I really hope so!