Connie's eyes widened; her jaw went slack, and her mouth contorted in hilarity.
"Oh -- my -- GOD..." her voice rose an octave with each drawn-out word. You blushed to the ears. "It's so TINY!" she shrieked. "What IS that?"
Right on cue, your dicklet sprang to life, poking out of your fuzzy bush. Connie just about doubled over, while you scrambled to cover yourself.
But it was too late...