[Pull out your dick.]
"Oh - ho, ho, ho - my GOD!" Trixie choked through bubbling laughter. "He really earned his nickname!"
"I can't believe he actually did it." Dixie cast a glance at the cafe patio. It remained empty, for the moment. "All right, wimp -- let's see you rub that nub."
"Aw, Dixie -- gross! You really want to see that? I mean, it'd just be sad."
"Why? I bet he handles his stick more than a hockey player. If there's one thing pin-dick losers are good at, it's wanking."