"Enjoying the view, asshole?"
Not again! You started to sputter and harrumph a protest, but --
"Fine, just forget it," the girl in red sighed.
She inclined her head your way, and you noticed her brow furrow. "Wait... do I know you?"
Her manner grew increasingly excited as she fished a phone from her purse and tapped at the screen. You saw her eyebrows hop and lips part in surprise. "It's you!"
Your own mouth gaped in bafflement.
"No, it's definitely you." She flipped the phone to show you a photo of yourself, charging out of the women's restroom.