To fully enjoy this tease you'll need to prepare a couple items:
[First, fix yourself a small lunch. Make a sandwich, and include a messy snack -- maybe a cup of applesauce or pudding -- as well as something crunchy, like chips. Don't forget a drink, with plenty of ice. Now put all that aside for the moment; it's not lunchtime yet.]
[Second, you'll need some underwear you don't mind stretching or staining.]
Nerds wear tighty-whities, of course, and back in school you were a complete nerd...