[If you're not erect, stuff a hand down your briefs and get yourself so.]
"Okay loser, I guess you've had enough -- wait... is that... a little tent in your undies? Have you been ENJOYING this? Don't tell me -- you have." With an exasperated sigh, she slumped into the wall. "You really ARE a pervert, aren't you? No, just -- just shut up. Unbelievable..."