"Snug enough for you, perv-boy?" She hoisted you upright by your underwear. "How's that crack of yours feeling, all packed with fabric? You like it?"
[Start from a kneeling position, and give yourself another wedgie, pulling steadily as hard as you can while you get to your feet.]
You stumbled and braced yourself against the wall.
"Oh! Cute butt," she laughed. A brisk smack to your rear made you startle. "I'm going to teach you a lesson, little boy."
[Spank yourself 10 times.]
"Ha ha! Look at yourself -- getting spanked like a baby."
[Focus on one butt-cheek at a time, giving each 10 quick, hard slaps.]
"Tighty-whities are much too mature for you; I should put you in diapers."