I get to carry this around! Purely ceremoniously, of course. *laughs*
But I'm also in charge of everyone's safety. Making sure no one drinks too much, no one gets hurt, we don't have the school administration up our ass for having a slaveboy in the house...
Of course, that won't happen if you don't tell anyone! And if you do, believe me, there are much worse things that can happen to you than this...