Retribution Alley - The Induction (1)
Perhaps you're a leg lover. Keep stroking, zero. They say that a man who loves a woman's legs is artistic by nature. Are you an artist, zero? Do you have a deep appreciation for all things beautiful? The lines? The curves? The smoothness?
I like art, too. String art is my favorite.
For instance, fold one of these pieces of string in half and loop it back on itself so that you have a slipknot. Slip that over your balls and pull it medium tight. Bring the two ends of the string between your balls, then circle them in opposite directions a couple of times around the base of the nutsack. Tie them off. Your nutsack should now be pulled away from the body, and each of your balls should be lifted up and separated. Lift and separate. Get it? You're not laughing, zero.
Give me 100 slow strokes, followed by ten slaps to each ball using your forefinger and middlefinger for not appreciating my artistic sense of humor.