Now pet you need a collar. Cut a strip of paper and write on "mistresses pet". Tape this round your neck. You are now mine.
Put down the newspaper on the floor. This is your area and you may not leave. Spread the rice over the paper. Now lay out your food bowl (with oats), full water bowl, fish sauce, oil and flour.
I think my doggy boy needs a little tail. Get your but plug or hairbrush and get it inside you. Have ten points for your obedience and an extra 10 points if you use icy hot as lube!
Good now wag your tail pet.
What are you doing standing up, get down on your knees! To stop that happening again tie one shoelace round your ankles, one round your balls and then the two together. I won't have my pet running off. Now get the tape and wrap round 4 fingers on each hand and then tie into a fist. Pets don't have fingers, they have paws.