I once knew a man who could fuck for two hours straight. Huge, thick - what endurance! But, of course, HE was a man.
SPADES: 2-9, light the candle and drip 20 drops of wax on each nipple. 10, drip 10 drops of wax on both your balls and your little pee pee. Jack, 100 fast strokes.
HEARTS: 2-5, 25 slow strokes; 6-10, tie up your balls and squeeze them hard for 30 seconds; Jack, proceed to the next task.
DIAMONDS: If you drew a diamond, 100 fast strokes. Else, spank your ass with the wooden spoon 10 times on each cheek.
CLUBS: Spank your nipples with the wooden spoon 5 times on each nipple.