You're not giving up on me, are you, l'il bit. You would disappoint Goddess Clara so much if you did. You're a good, obedient slave, aren't you? You'd want to please Goddess Clara, wouldn't you?
SPADES: If you drew a spade, edge three times as quickly as possible. Else, edge twice as quickly as possible.
HEARTS: 2-6, edge once; 7-Jack, edge once, rest for 10 seconds, then stroke for 100 slow strokes.
DIAMONDS: 2-10, stroke to the edge twice, 20 seconds between; Jack, light the candle and drip 5 drops of wax on your balls.
CLUBS: If you drew an even numbered card, no tasks, proceed to the next task; odd numbered card, repeat the last two tasks, then skip this task and proceed to the next one.