Goddess Abrianna's Little Game
Why do I get the feeling you're not trying very hard, slave? You'd better get with it! Every task - EXACTLY! Wuss!
SPADES: 2-5, multiply the value of the card by 5 and strike your ass with the belt that many times; 6-10, slap your balls 10 times; Jack, stroke 100 fast strokes.
HEARTS: 2-5, stroke 50 times at your own speed; 6-Jack, stroke 100 times at your own speed.
DIAMONDS: 2-5, put a clothes pin on each nipple - wear until told to remove them; 6-10, lightly tap your balls with the wooden spoon 150 times; Jack, no task, move on to the next task.
CLUBS: If you drew a club, suck each toe on your right foot for 30 seconds each - use your tongue to really clean them. Goddess, do you look stupid. Else, make out with your right foot as if it is the love of your life.