Goddess Abrianna's Little Game
This is priceless! I have to get Josie and Leia over here to watch you play. Of course, they'd throw in some little extra tasks - not very pleasant ones, either.
SPADES If you drew a 2-5, stroke at your own speed for that many minutes. If you drew 6-10, divide that number in half and stroke at slow speed for that many minutes. If you drew a Jack, make out with your left foot as if it is the love of your life for two minutes.
HEARTS: 2-9, stroke for 1 minute. 10 - Edge twice, 10 seconds between. Jack - Edge twice, 20 seconds between; stay on edge for 1 minute each time.
DIAMONDS: If you drew a diamond, take the other two strings and tie them to the two dangling lengths tied to your balls. Tie the right-hand string to the right-side chair leg; tie the left-hand string to the left-side chair leg. Else, spank the head of your little pee 25 times with your fingers.
CLUBS: If you drew a club, edge three times, 5 seconds between each edge.