You took your time, slave. Maybe we should just stop here.
Or, not.
Actually, I am quite looking forward to putting you through your paces. So, here are the rules. Use that brain in your little pee pee and pay attention, slave, because I won't repeat them.
1) You will shuffle the deck very well. 2) Select a card at random. Whatever the suit of your card is, that is your suit for this session of the game. 3) The Queen of that suit is the Highest ranking card in the suit. Anytime the Queen of that suit appears, you must stroke to the edge five times with as little wait time in between as is possible. Move on to the next step of the game. 4) If the Queen of another suit appears, it goes to the discard pile, and another card is selected. 5) If the Ace of the suit appears, you have 20 seconds to cum. Period. End of discussion. If you cum, then you are expected to smear it all over your face, end the game, and go about your tasks. If you don't cum, oh well. Finish the game. 6) If the ace of another suit appears, it goes to the discard pile, and another card is selected. 7) If the Joker appears, the game ends, no matter what. Bye, bye slavey. *smiles* 8) If any King appears, you have to start the game over from the start.
All other cards will carry an instruction, and you should only pay attention to the instructions within your suit. Used cards go to the discard pile. Reshuffle as necessary.
If you cum without permission, the game is over, eat the cum, and you will not be allowed to masturbate for three days.
Reshuffle the cards. Once again, stroke 52 times, four times, once for each suit.
Let the game begin.