I can't believe how much it lifts my spirits to think about getting rid of you. I especially like the part about clipping your nads. Then, that twig between your legs would be more useless than it already is. I'd let you cum once, though, before I did it. Then, I'd deny you for a month. Bring you right to the edge. Then, stop you. Then, we'd go see a friend of mine, and - snip. That's pretty cruel, huh? *laughs out loud*
SPADES: 2-6, stroke 30 times slow. 7, stroke 50 times slow while repeating, "This little pee pee controls me." 8-J, remove all clothespins.
HEARTS: Stroke 25 extra slow strokes.
DIAMONDS: If you drew an even number, stroke 31 fast strokes. If you drew an odd number, stroke 30 fast strokes.
CLUBS: If you drew a club, stroke 50 strokes at your own speed. Else, stroke 100 medium strokes.