There are options for a slave that doesn't work at amusing its Goddess. They all seem to revolve around clipping those nads, though. See, that's the price for not pleasing your Goddess. Not that you need them anyway - you use them so seldom. They're always so full and heavy. Wouldn't you like to get rid of them, l'il bit?
SPADES: Become limp.
HEARTS: If you drew a heart, masturbate for two minutes, at a slow speed. Else, masturbate for 30 seconds as fast as possible.
DIAMONDS: Become limp.
CLUBS: Light the candle and drip 15 drops of wax on your little pee pee and your balls. At least one drop must land on the head of your little pee pee before you may proceed.