You want a date? OK. But it won't be what you expect. Come to my sorority house--it's on 15th--the only Greek house on 15th, you can't miss it. I'm in room 101. Just stop by any time. If I'm not there, one of my sisters can keep you company.
BUT--if you're going to go there, I don't want you to cum until then. Don't ask why, just do what I say! Or this is over.