Now slow down with your strokes. Yes, toy, I was always attracted to you, too. At first it was in a sort of submissive, "you're the boss" kind of way--but then I realized just how awkward and timid you are. I mean, I made several advances on you but you never seemed to notice any of them.
I came to somewhat pity you. Then I realized how much control I could have over someone like you. Slow down to one stroke per second.
Remember last month when I asked you for a raise wearing that low-cut shirt, leaning over your desk and smiling seductively? You didn't even ask what I needed it for. You gave it to me without question.
It was then that I knew you would make the perfect toy for me to play with.