Don't play dumb with me. I saw that you sold company stocks shortly before we experienced a huge loss. You and I were the only ones with the information to know that that loss would happen.
So, "sir," you have two options. I could report you to the SEC, and you could go off to white collar prison...
...or, you could become my sextoy. What does that entail? Well basically, you do what I say, no matter what. So if you want me to report you, just walk out right now. But if, on the other hand, you're ready to become my sextoy, then strip down to just your underwear and kneel in front of me.