LOOK AT MY ASS! It's all you do anyway. God... I can't BELIEVE what a freak you are! You deserve every bit of this, you know that, right? You're a perv. That's why you're staring at my ass while jerking off with a pair of panties on.
You think that's a normal activity in a guy's life? Jerking off wearing a pair of panties? No, it's not, honey. Only serious fucking deviants do shit like that.
Man, I've just GOT to tell Stephanie about this! Why don't you stroke through the panties for another 2 minutes though first.