When I said you were getting a new rule, you should have immediately pulled out your rule sheet and sat down Indian-style. If you didn't do that, pull your clit out. Grab the shaft in your fist with one hand, and slap the head with an open palm 10 times. Then pull the rule sheet out and sit down Indian-style.
You should know what to do. Read the rule out loud, replacing "I" with "you," etc., while rubbing your clit.
11. Your Master does have a penis. It is big, mighty, and intimidating. You will worship it passionately, lovingly, and respectfully.
Go on now, write it down. Now smack your balls!