Take a little break. Calm down for me. Deep breaths, baby.
I don't know about you, but my favorite part is when you make me laugh at you by humiliating yourself trying to squirt for me.
Let's do that again, shall we? That means you have permission to squirt. Yay!
Start by rubbing your penis with just the back of one hand. I like how that makes it flop backwards and forwards. I wouldn't call it laugh out loud funny, but it's certainly amusing. Faster!
I hear if you visualize the cum spilling out that can really help.