Wanking isn't always easy
I think it's time you made me laugh again, don't you? So spread your legs a little, still standing, and reach around and grab your dick from behind. That's right, your hand should be between your legs. Now milk it.
Hilarious. You're like a little wanky farmer milking his cow. Have you ever milked a cow? Well, if you have you'll know it's not like stroking a cock, silly wanker. You squeeze with your thumb and forefinger and then roll down, applying pressure with each of the other fingers in turn. There's no upstroke when you milk, you just let go and repeat the rolling squeeze. Can you do that for me?
Now moo.
That's right, stroker. Moo like a cow while you milk it. I hope this makes you cum, because if it does, I want you to moo at the top of your lungs. Make me pee myself laughing so hard at you milking your goo onto the floor. Just think, me peeing from laughing at you, the pee running down my legs while your cum splatters all over your thighs.