Well, that was it. Twenty questions to determine your LOSER LEVEL. And you made it through. Congratulations! Are you excited to find out how you rate on my loser scale ;)?. I must warn you though, my evaluation will seem harsh. That's because there are only few men who can live up to a woman's high but nevertheless legitimate standards.
That's why I want you to know the following: Everyone of you can experience happiness. You just have to accept what you are and live your life accordingly. If you are a "real man", go chase after women. If you are a "closet loser", give your girlfriend/wife the space she needs. If you are "full blown loser", total submission to your girlfriend/wife is key.
By the way, if you jerked off during the questionnaire, your loser-destiny is all the more certain. What self-respecting man jerks off while answering humiliating questions? You might want to add five points to your score :D. Now click CONTINUE, loser.