Find out your LOSER LEVEL (Guys only!)
Sometimes I will talk to a guy who has confessed to himself that he is not real man but only a toy for women to play with. Whenever that happens, I check their submission to the superior sex by asking him to stick first one, then two, and then three fingers up his ass. If he passes this test I know that he is on the right way. To him it is more important to pleasure me than to pleasure himself. How do you feel about that?
Question 17: Have you ever penetrated your asshole with anything (finger, pen, dildo, etc.)?
A1: No, my asshole is an "outhole" not an "inhole"! --> 1 Point
A2: Yes, I did it once to find out what it would feel like. --> 3 Points
A3: Yes, and I still do from time to time. --> 5 Points
Note that if you are gay, playing with your asshole does not make you a loser. But if you are a straight guy, who plays with his asshole because he can't get any pussy and is tired of simply jerking off, then that does make you a loser :D.