Lets get started... What do you mean, what about giving head? That comes next, what did you think giving head and anal was the kinkiest thing in this game?? No way.
Okay so after that interruption, lube that dildo up and ease it into your tight ass nice and slow, use lots of lube. Once you feel comfortable, start fucking yourself for 5 minutes as fast or slow as you want that cock just needs to stay in there.