Are you enjoying this show I'm putting on for you? It wasn't for your benefit, trust me -- I was going to surprise him when he came back from work. Speaking of which, I think I'm starting to tire of you.
Now, listen close. I know that when you go home tonight, you're going to keep jacking off. I don't care about that. But I don't think you deserve to do it however you like. So, I'm going to give you three options. I won't tell you what they are, but I'm going to make you choose one of them.