Morning wood with Susanna Reid

Morning wood with Susanna Reid by gfunk

Susanna! I protested.

"what? I'm only asking, its not like we're strangers is it?"

(I told her in front of everybody that I didn't have a girlfriend)

"Aww you poor thing are you worried about your size?,

you know sweetie if you are then that's perfectly OK, because lots of men have size issues"

(the crew were laughing and enjoying my embarrassment)