You stand there feeling like a complete moron.
"Ok I'm out, there are numbers on the counter you can call if you are in trouble and I don't answer, you have my number, there is food in the fridge, you can watch T.V or be on the PC whatever you want. Make yourself at home but not too much, I don't want to get virus from the porn sites you watch at home!
You are paralyzed and feel the blood filling up your face as it goes red as hell.
"Oh I'm sorry, did I embarrassed you? I was just joking...............or NOT". she laugh
"No seriously, make yourself at home" she smiles.
you just nod, still unable to speak wondering if she meant it or not.