your cousin's wife helps you find cocks
"OH MY GOD" she says "that is definitely THE most small penis I have ever seen in my life".
"No wonder you can't get laid, look at it! it is smaller then my pinky."
"how do you expect to get laid with that thing?! no normal woman won't get anywhere near that small thing nevertheless put it inside her!"
"Wow you are such a small dick loser!"
"sitting all day at you're home jerking off to man getting fucked by woman with strapon".
"What are you looking at when you watch that porn? is it the man? thinking how would it feel like to have it in your ass? or is it the strapon? watching the cock in envy wishing you had something like that?
"Huh? what is it? are you a straight sad little man that's envy at big boys? or are you sad little queer boy that like to take it up his little faggot ass?"
"Oh my.. did your cock just twitched when I said faggo... oh there it is again!
"HAHA, what a bitch, take your cloths off I have a surprise for you".