CBT University
Give me an edge.
Now, one last surprise.
Go gather a sock and an apple, quickly.
Did you remain hard? If yes, good, give me 100 strokes. No? Give me 50 ball slaps, and then get that worthless piece of meat hard.
Now, our final lesson. Kicking. It is next to impossible to kick your own balls, albeit to use enough force to cripple. This toy solves that issue.
Slide the apple inside the tube sock. Spin it around. Good.
Now stand with your feet apart, leaving those balls vulnerable. Untie them.
Now, give me one hard swing to those balls. Make sure it's a direct hit, if not, try again.
The pleasure of being kicked in the balls is one that all men should experience.
This will cripple you.
Give me 10 more.
Make sure they hit, make sure they hurt. Do not cup your balls in pain, let it sink in.
Keep going.
Good, give me an edge and then continue.
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