Sir, Lets be honest.
I know why you hired me to be your ranch hand.
I've seen the way you look at me, rubbing that bulge in those jeans when you think Im not looking.
I have been looking...ALWAYS.
And I think its time we had a little talk.
You come out here to play your little cowboy fantasies, leaving your wife back in the city.
How do you think she would feel to know that you were coming out here to stroke it to a hot young cowgirl like me instead of milking the semen out of your bulls like a good little rancher?
Thats what I thought.