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just one more thing. I hope you worked hard. Because if you aren't big enough, you're getting punished.
And you aren't going to cum today.

MEASURE CORRECTLY

LENGTH
1-4 inches = -1 point
4-5 inches = 2 points
5-6 inches = 3 points
6-7 inches = 5 points
7-8 inches = 7 points
8-9 inches = 9 points (woah)
9+ inches = 37 points (You're quite the liar)

Circumference (girth)
3-5 inches = -1 point
5-6 inches = 1 point
6-7 inches = 2 points

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