Mmmm, its so hard to rinse all this soap from my arse-crack! I have to spend at least a minute with the shower spraying right in there!
If you were in here with me I would get you to hold my bum cheeks wide apart while I sprayed the water all over!
Oh well, keep yourself cold and under-control for 1 minute while I rinse my bottom! ooooh, the water feels so nice!