What you will be doing if you want to get my ice cube and relieve those aching balls is the following
1) Go to a public lavatory that is used occasionally
2) You will go down strip out of everything but your boxer shorts
3) You will slide your clothes under the cubical to the left of you
4) After that you have to piss yourself
5) You then may go to the cubical next to you and retrieve your clothes
6) Leave the piss soaked boxers on and make your way home.