Day 5
Has it been 5 days already? Five days of straining against your cage unable to even touch your pee pee, let alone stroke it. I bet it's been terribly sore pressing against that cage, I here pee pee cages can make the pee pee very sore when you have naughty dreams.
Well you're going to love me as I'm going to take your mind of your sore pee pee and make it think about your sore ass. To complete this task you will have tears spilling from your eyes.
Get a bottle of hot sauce or something equivalent and carrot.