Your task should you choose to accept it is to draw 5 naughty words of my choosing on your body. You will then take a photo of it and set it as a background to an electronic device for six hours so you are aware. Do the first three before you see the final two, let's keep some secrets.
Firstly you are to scrawl "Subhuman" across your pectorals or most likely in your case your moobs. Make it thick and big. Just how I like it.
Secondly wrote above your belly button, no doubt over your flabby gut "Mistress locked my cock away" with arrow going down to your cock
Thirdly down the outside of one of your legs you will write "Gay porn makes horny, why can't I unlock my cage and stroke to hard cock?"