I know I promised I would wait for you, and I will...but I just couldn't help getting a little bit naked.
Now, as for the other thing, you're going to need a change of clothes...and a pair of sharp scissors.
Haha, I wonder if you can guess where this is going?
I suggest you wear something you can afford to lose. If you don't have anything like that, perhaps you could buy something from an Op Shop.