Listen for a few seconds. Look both ways. Are you sure that no one is coming? OK, great.
Now drop your pants!
Yes, you read it right. Drop those shorts right to your ankles. And count to ten. But make sure you do it properly, a full ten seconds.
When ten seconds is up you can pull up your pants and continue walking.
How did that feel? Is your heart beating a little faster? I hope so. Mine sure is.
When you're ready, read my next message.