Do you like my new hair colour? I got bored of being a brunette, it's good to have a change every now and again don't you think?
Well change is what's coming for you now, so you'd better be ready to embrace it. Just remember, I can find another man like that (clicks fingers) but you... it's going to be a lot of lonely nights stroking your sorry little cock to porn before you find someone desperate enough to put up with you, and I'm guessing she isn't going to look like me.
Speaking of which, maybe you should start stroking now. Yes, give me 20 slow strokes before you turn the page.